The con is on.

Federal agents circle the Catlow Speakeasy. Sallie has her eye on the Jewel Baron’s loot. The “Commodore” is hiding in plain sight—and one abandoned suitcase is about to send the whole town chasing the wrong prize.

Vaudeville Swindler poster featuring the Jewel Baron and Lady Lane outside the theater
Slapstick, schemes & speakeasy secrets
Act I

The story

Vintage typewriter with the words At the Catlow Theater
At the Catlow Theater, every suitcase has a story.
01

The speakeasy fills the void

The Catlow Theater is out of commission for violating the Prohibition Act. Nearby, Speakeasy Sallie runs the only entertainment in town, promoted by the renowned fan dancer Lady Lane. Behind the hidden door, the showgirls rehearse and bootleggers work their angles.

02

The Jewel Baron strikes

A flamboyant thief hits the Jewelry Exchange. Max uses his speakeasy connections to lie in wait for the Baron, then arranges a one-off cash drop. Sallie plans to con the thief out of his loot while a corrupt Constable, U.S. Marshal and undercover agent Izzy Einstein close in.

03

Every cover begins to crack

Max’s bootlegging operation threatens to spoil the exchange. The elusive “Commodore” conducts shadowy business in plain sight of the Marshals. Lawmen encircle the square, but nobody can be sure who is playing whom.

04

Norma brings the perfect decoy

Norma—the town floozie and former vaudevillian—arrives at exactly the wrong time. Her abandoned suitcase full of clothes is mistaken for the cash. The switch becomes a decoy for the ages, sending the Baron on a wild goose chase for the jewels.

“A perfect storm of charades” closes around the Catlow Speakeasy.
Act II

Meet the players

A thief, a speakeasy queen, disguised lawmen, vaudeville stars and opportunists collide at high noon. The production’s characters draw inspiration from real figures of the era, then spin them into a fictional Catlow caper.

Speakeasy queen

Speakeasy Sallie

Runs the hidden club, trains its showgirls and watches its guarded alley entrance. She charms the Constable, suspects Izzy is a cop and schemes for the Baron’s loot.

Kristen Theilen O’Neill · inspired by Belle Livingstone
Ruby rascal

The Jewel Baron

A flamboyant thief fresh from robbing the Jewelry Exchange. He waits for a cash suitcase while trying to recover jewels misplaced among Catlow disguises.

Billy Doody · inspired by Charles “Pretty Boy” Floyd
The shadow

The “Commodore”

An elusive operator who hides in plain sight. The Marshals track his shadowy maneuvers while everyone else chases the Baron and the cash.

Bootlegger

Max

Uses his speakeasy connections to anticipate the Baron’s move and set the cash drop—while his bootlegging operation risks blowing every cover.

The temptress

Norma

A former vaudevillian playing the town floozie. Her staged mishaps—and a decoy cash suitcase—turn the investigation inside out.

Julie Beal · inspired by Mary “Texas” Guinan
Fan dancer

Lady Lane

The vivacious burlesque sensation who helps Sallie promote the speakeasy and brings glamour to its clandestine stage.

Helen Gould Beck · inspired by Sally Rand
Undercover Marshal

Elias “Lone Rider” Mercer

Poses as a businessman while hunting the Commodore. A romantic distraction draws him into the chase for the cash suitcase.

Christopher W. Paschal · inspired by Bass Reeves
The ringleader

Izzy Einstein

A Prohibition agent disguised as a circus showman, armed with a fake petition and a plan to cuff the secret stage’s visitors.

Marcus Pallan · inspired by Isadore Einstein
Corrupt Constable

Roy Olmstead

Takes Sallie’s kickbacks, ignores inconvenient crimes and discovers that a socialite is gathering evidence against him.

Gary Peterson · “The Constable”
Musical enchantress

Josephine

A showgirl who lures paying patrons inside, then crosses paths with undercover federal agent Moe Smith.

Maria-del-Mar Evelyne Myatt Wikkeling · inspired by Josephine Baker
The pretty lady

Vivian Starlight

A songstress whose suitcase is mistaken for the coveted cash. Her charm distracts both the Baron and the Marshal.

Leikyn Bravo · inspired by Clara Bow
Couture maven

Lila Baroness

A rich suffragist socialite determined to expose the corrupt Constable—and recover a mink scarf stolen by the Hustler.

Nancy Hays · inspired by Anne Tracy Morgan
Seasoned lawman

Ironclad Steele

Joins the Ringleader and Marshal in trying to penetrate the speakeasy, only to be caught by Josephine’s charm.

Johnny Simms · inspired by Samuel J. Battle
Acrobatic showgirl

May Wirth

Sallie’s acrobatic performer uses her act to entrance patrons—and provide the perfect smokescreen for a jewel heist.

Artemisia Omani · “Twistin’ Tease”
Bread thief

Ellsworth “Bumpy” Johnson

A dapper opportunist lurking near the cash drop, hoping to snatch the prize between the lawmen’s rounds.

Emmitt Beecham · “The Hustler”
Jewelry artisan

Miriam Haskell

The boutique owner robbed by the Baron, determined to expose him despite the Constable’s comic obstruction.

Clarice Lafayette · “Jewelry Artisan”
The velvet tenor

Vincent

A refined singer newly fond of the speakeasy. A showgirl draws him into the game—and onto the run from the cops.

John Cossio · inspired by Enrico Caruso
The baker

Ida “Rolling Pin” Dougherty

A no-nonsense baker pursuing the Hustler over stolen loaves, rolling pin in hand and patience exhausted.

Tia Howell · inspired by Ida Bailey Allen
Act III

Gangsters & Showgirls

Performing live

Glamour
& grit

There’s been a murder.
Find the culprit. Solve the crime.

A Roaring ’20s vaudeville spectacle built around mystery, mischief and audience-facing theatrical fun.

01
Come ready to play

The production is billed as a live murder mystery and vaudeville “show of the ages,” inviting the audience into the caper.

02
Dress the part

1920s costumes, hats and props are encouraged—not required—to bring the speakeasy atmosphere into the house.

03
The Catlow connection

The production contact page identifies the Catlow Movie Theater at 116 W. Main Street in Barrington as its stage-production home, while individual locations remain listed as TBD.

04
Watch for the drop

Tickets are described as forthcoming on the production website and Instagram when performances materialize.

Playbill

2027 show dates

2027
Awaiting announcement

No verified dates have been posted yet.

The official production website currently lists locations as TBD and describes tickets as forthcoming. Its contact page says “Weekends & Weeknights” but names no dates. The Catlow’s official site also shows no public 2027 performance calendar.

  • Future performance announcements are directed to the official website and Instagram.
  • Only confirmed dates will be added here; no tentative dates are presented as booked.
  • Research checked the official production pages, Instagram’s public access point and the Catlow site on October 2, 2026.

This is a dated snapshot, not a live schedule. Last researched October 2, 2026.